Top Ten Quotes from Heathers (1988)

I’m not sure exactly what to say about this film other than I love it and it will now be one of my favourite movies to quote. So here are my top ten quotes from Heathers.

10. When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings. – Veronica’s Mom

9. I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. – Heather Duke

8. I don’t patronize Bunny Rabbits – Veronica’s Dad

7. This isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. – Veronica

6. My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son. – Kurt’s dad

5. Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ‘87. – Heather Chandler

4. Now I’ve seen a lot of bullshit. Angel dust. Switchblades. Sexually perverse photography exibits involving tennis rackets. But this suicide thing…  – Principal

3. Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make. – Therapist

2. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa? – Heather Chandler

1. Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count. Everybody’s sad…but it’s kind of a weird kind of sad. Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don’t know what it’s given me, but I have no control over myself when I’m with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell? – Veronica

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